everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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