all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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