I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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