i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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