so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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