I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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