He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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