Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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