hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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