sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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