My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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