If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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