What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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