They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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