Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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