my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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