Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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