tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
