You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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