I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It's shark week go big or go home
Randomize
