get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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