we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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