i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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