So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Come see our sink grown plant.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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