I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!