these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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