Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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