the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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