You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
