Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
