as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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