i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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