im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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