So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.