plz talk dirty to me
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Oh god it's open bar.