When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right