Whod you bang
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Green mimosas i think yes
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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