yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
