Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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