He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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