clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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