This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
this just has baby written all over it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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