Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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