Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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