We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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