everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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