And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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