why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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