The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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