i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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