we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
how does that bad decision feel?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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