hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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