problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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