If that was your dad, he is hot
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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