We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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