just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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