"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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