Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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