how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Randomize
